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well. i got out of going to that prison school. i'm happy about that. but i am going to a different school....i have to wear skirts... it sucks. but at least it's not as bad as the oklahoma academy. WAY better. *so happy*

hi i havent writen in my blog in forever. i miss it. my school has blocked it and we finally got internet. now i can check it whenever. yay. i got a new hoodie. it's black with white writing on it. is says accedent prone. cuz i'm EXTREMLY clumsy. hehe. and on the fron is a little logo that says my last name backwards... krap. my name backwards is essitem krap. it sounds like i see them krap. I LOVE IT! muahaha... anyways. i hate being single. so yeah. well .... bye.

-me (of course)

ps. new pics of me and... stuff. cool i guess. i'm really tired. *yawn*

...i wanna get high... i'm bored im at my friends house and we are kinda ... bored. yeah. no guys. so sad. lol. ... ok. bye.

you guys! my mom is fukin sending me to a fuked up school!. there is no dating alowed, no makup alowed, the CAFE is segregated, sidwalks are segregated, classes are segregated, you cant be in the same room of the opposite sex, they dont believe in chicks wearing pants, hair cant touch the forhead, cant chew gum or cus and if you do you get sent to the diciplin comitty, the teachers there r pshycotic!!! you cant wear t shirts, cant draw things that arent christ related, no radios, the food there sucks sh*t, it's all vegan, no sugar, ketchup, mustard, ect. im going to be sent to the mental institute! i'm going to become phsycotic!!!!! i'm not kidding. there are only dorm students alowd, and the cook said that i reminded him of his daughter and winked at me!! im scared as sh*t! I CRIED!!! I CANT GO!!!!i dont want to be there! if i do i'll never be the happy person that i love being. i dont know anyone there!!!!! omg omg omg omg omg omg!! i'm having a mental breakdown!!!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! i need help. im not kidding. THIS IS FOREALZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!

sigh. hi u peeps... hows it going? AHHHH! I'M SO HYPER! ALL I DID AT WORK IS LAUGH. IT DROVE MY SUPERVISOR NUTS!! HEHEHEEH. ANYWAYS. YEAH.... .... i'm bored now. so... hows it going with you all?i cant wait till spring break... i want a new hat. i'm tring to get a jester one but i havent gotten to it... so ya.. ... ... ... good bye.

 <---- talk about bipolar.... yeesh.

why females should avoid a girl night out after they are married:

or not.....

The other night i was invited out for a night with "the girls told my husband that i would be home by midnight, "i promise!"

well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, i headed for home. Just as i got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, i cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time i got in, and i told him "Midnight." He didnt seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said,"we need a new cuckoo clock." When i asked him why, he said,"well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit!', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

*sigh* grrr.... hmm... *stares*... so bored. you peeps need some action on this thingy... nothing happends. oh well. *sigh* i'm tired. t. dont even read this blog entry.

tomarrow is valentines day. omg. the banquet was awsome! i even got the date i wanted. he's halarious. anyways. we went to this art galary thingy and there was this cool play called "then there was none" it's a movie too! but the bad thing about this play was that the too last two peeps lived. grrr! i think they should have died. it would have been great!

this is something you all need to read!!!lol.

Phone Menu at the Mental Health Institute

Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute

If you are  obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you have multiple personalities then press 2,3, and 4.

If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.

If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9, Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and you call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss press 8.

If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key untill a representative comes on the line.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.

If you are depressed, dont bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.

If you are paranoid, you dont need to press anything. We know who you are. We know what you want, and we know how to reach you.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up becaouse all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

hey peeps! grr all of my friends are leaving me to go to this other school... *tear* anyways, youll never guess what i just did!!!! i bought 8$s worth of chop sticks!!!! heck yes! muahahaha! i shall defeat you!!!! and i just kindof turned down this guy that was going to ask me to the banqet!!!! yeah you know what i'm talking about delia! hehe. what now!... *sigh* i'm so fuckin bored...

... you peeps. i need your advice on something... i already have had one of my best guy friends commite suicide and now one of my closest friend just tried oding... omg! i dont know wat to do! i keep telling her no but she dont listen!!! i cant go throu this again!!

dude! you need to know this:

"a way to find out if a guy is having a good time at a party,

is the face expression on his wifes face"

-metisse

hey peeps. hows it going? anyways. i just want to ask you all a question... whenever you try to think of something and you cant remember what it is, is there anything inperticular that you think of? like say for example... when i forget and try to think of it, you'll never guess what comes to mind... .... coloring books.... yeah. kinda sad. i just figered it out. well a couple of days ago. anyways. bye.

-metisse

just a thought.