um....

k. ther was this guy that was sitting at a bench and this chick sat by him and he just started to talk to her and this is what he said, "Man. Twat is the most grossest name for a crotch. its like a chick walks up to you and says...'hey. wanna see my twat?!' and it's like not when you say it that way. so... my mom used to yell at me and my sisters, 'Girls! Get in that bathtub and clean you TWAT!' and me, at the age 17, didnt even know what a twat was. so when i would take a shower i'd yell, 'where is the dam twat so i can clean it and get my mom to stop bitchin!!!!' "