read this one!!!

why females should avoid a girl night out after they are married:

or not.....

The other night i was invited out for a night with "the girls told my husband that i would be home by midnight, "i promise!"

well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, i headed for home. Just as i got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, i cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time i got in, and i told him "Midnight." He didnt seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said,"we need a new cuckoo clock." When i asked him why, he said,"well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit!', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."